hey
20. vegetarian. anti-feminist. egalitarian. pro-choice. anti-PETA.
  • person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made

juspeczyks:

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

flashakaviolet:

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

Get out

vvankinq:

narcimallows:

hamburgay:

blinking is like clapping for your eyes

just remember that ur eyelids are always applauding u and cheering u on even if nobody else is

This website is so inspirational

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culturistjack:

proudgayconservative:

communismkills:

arabswagger:

Stop calling ISIS the Islamic State.

You guys will go upon lengths and jump hoops to deny that the KKK are a Christian influenced group but won’t blink to say Muslim and terrorist in the same sentence.

The language you use matters. 

And yet, this person’s URL is “Arab swagger.”

ISIS actually prefers (and demands with threats of tongue removal) that they be called the “Islamic State” so yeah, shut up OP.

What does arabswagger think the first two letters of ISIS stand for?

electricr0se:

I can’t wait to move in with someone and cook for them and own dogs and watch movies and have a live-in-best-friend who I get to bang

Reblogged from waterfootprints, Posted by boyirl.